Episodes

#4 Allah Flunked Out of Beauty School with Sammy of Haram Doodles

Episode 4 · March 9, 2026 · 01:01:17

Hear us out... what if Allah was an aspiring hairdresser who flunked out of beauty school, and rather than dealing with that loss in therapy like a normal god, he spent the next 1,40...

#3 God Can't Do Math in the Cereal Aisle with Robert Affinis

Episode 3 · March 2, 2026 · 31:46

After a stranger suggests that maybe two plus two equals five in another universe, Robert Affinis decides he is officially done debating God’s existence with anyone. Ever.From tellin...

#2 Batman’s Not Real and Other Brutal Truths with Greg Epstein

Episode 2 · February 23, 2026 · 01:02:05

What if the secret origin story of humanism is just... ancient people getting tired of handing over their goats? In this episode, Greg Epstein — Harvard and MIT's Humanist Chaplain a...

#1 My Mom's Radical Act of Cake

Episode 1 · February 23, 2026 · 13:22

In this debut episode of How to Humanist, Shay Leonia introduces herself as the mildly terrified new podcast host representing a nearly century-old institution, the American Humanist...